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AND NOW, ITS TIME FOR THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF THAT HERO FROM W A C C C, THE DEFENDER OF PPNS AND GENERAL DO-GOODER: **** THE LONE PERKINS **** TODAY WE DISCOVER OUR HERO ENTERING THE MACHINE ROOM WITH A HANDFUL OF SUGAR CUBES FOR HIS FAVORITE MOUNT, DTA0; WHEN SUDDENLY..... TO HIS HORROR..... HE SPIES RAMSEY'S HENCHMAN, BUCK ROGERS, PLACING A LARGE PIECE OF FERRO-MAGNETIC KRYPTONITE MENACINGLY NEAR THE CPU!!!!!!! "HOLD, CEASE, AND DESIST !!! ?PLEASE KJOB OR DETACH !!!!" CRIES THE LONE PERKINS AS HE RACES TOWARDS THE THREATENED CENTRAL-PROCESSING-UNIT !!! BUT WHAT'S THIS ???????? A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM IS COMING FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ILL-FATED MACHINE ROOM. THE LONE PERKINS TURNS ..... AND FREEZES. THE COLOR SLOWLY DRAINS FROM HIS FACE !! WHEN WHAT TO HIS WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR BUT A YOUNG HELPLESS LASS (SSN=3141) HOPELESSLY TANGLED IN A LABYRINTH OF PAPER TAPE WHICH IS SLOWLY BEING READ INTO PTP0: !!!!!! WHAT A FIEND THAT BUCK ROGERS IS!! WHAT SHOULD THE LONE PERKINS DO ????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????? IF HE SAVES THE GIRL, THE DEC-SYSTEM-10 WILL INDUBITABLY DIE !! IF HE SAVES THE DEC-10, THE GIRL WILL BE MERCILESSLY PUNCHED INTO AN OBSOLETE COPY OF FOROTS !!!!! QUICKLY HE RUNS TO THE CTY, LOGS IN , AND TYPES: .R DOCTOR THE PROGRAM RESPONDS INQUISITIVELY: 'SPEAK UP !' "HELP !!" THE LONE PERKINS CRIES!! 'HOW DO YOU DO. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM.' THE LONE PERKINS HURRIEDLY POSES THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION: "HOW CAN I SAVE THE DEC-10" 'ARE SUCH OBSCENITIES FREQUENTLY ON YOUR MIND?' MEANWHILE JOE HANSEN, A FAITHFUL COMPANION OF THE LONE PERKINS PASSES BY THE SECRET OBSERVATION WINDOW AND IS OVERCOME BY THE SCENE OF EVIL WHICH HE SEES. QUICKLY, HE SPRINTS TO TTY0, RUNS AID, SUMS UP THE SITUATION, AND RETURNS TO THE MACHINE ROOM YELLING: "I'LL SAVE THE GIRL !!!" SUDDENLY, A DIABLOICAL LAUGH RINGS THROUGH THE DEC-DEN. A SHADOW MOVES... AND A FIGURE , CLOAKED IN BLACK , AND TWISTING THE ENDS OF HIS BLACK MOUSTACHE EMERGES FROM BEHIND DPA0: WHO CAN THIS FIEND BE ????? WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HALLS OF W A C C C ???? (THE SPECTRA KNOWS !! ) A GASP EMERGES FROM THE LIPS OF JOE HANSEN. "NO!!! NO!!!!! IT CAN'T BE !!!!!!!! YOUR PPN WAS EXPIRED MONTHS AGO !!!!! IT'S .... IT'S ..... ### THE GREAT RAMSEY ! ###" THE CONSOLE LIGHTS DIM ... ALL HEARTS IN THE ROOM SKIP A BEAT ... MTA2 SKIPS A RECORD ... THE CPU DROPS A BIT ... ALL SEEMS LOST !!! THE YOUNG LASS IS ABOUT TO BE READ THROUGH THE PAPER-TAPE-PUNCH ! THE DEC-10 IS WEAKENING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THE FERRO-MAGNETIC KRYPTONITE !! JOE HANSEN STANDS IN A STUPR !!! THE LONE PERKINS IS TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER FROM DOCTOR: ( 'I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY .') WHILE BUCK ROGERS AND HIS LEADER: ### THE GREAT RAMSEY !### STAND GLOATING OVER THE ENTIRE SITUATION !!! IS THERE NO HOPE ????? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AND SEE !!!!! ***************************************************************
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